Posts Tagged ‘Matt Stone’

Basically, we just got really sick of having to download our own show illegally all the time. So we gave ourselves a legal alternative.

(Matt Stone)

Die menschliche Zivilisation schreitet in großen Schritten voran… Auf der Webseite der South Park Studios kann man jetzt alle South Park Folgen sehen. Einzige Ausnahme: Nach der Erstausstrahlung kann man sich die jeweils neueste Folge eine Woche lang anschauen. Danach ist sie aus rechtlichen Gründen für einen Monat gesperrt. Alles kostenlos & im englischen Original. Die Qualität ist sehr gut, wesentlich besser als auf YouTube.

Gute Gelegenheit für einen Blick zurück… Hier ein paar All-Time Classics:

109 – Starvin’ Marvin
Cartman: You see Starvin’ Marvin, these are what we call appetizers.

311 – Starvin’ Marvin in Space
Guess the little pecker doesn’t like missionaries.

513 – Kenny Dies
Kyle: He just said… “Where’s Stan?”

610 – Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society
Randy: But Stanley, you can’t let them get in the way of your friends. There are a lot of boobs out there, son. But they’re just boobs; your friends… are forever.

613 – The Return of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers
Token: And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets, spanking a man… covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?

902 – Die Hippie, Die
Hippie: No no, can’t you imagine a place where people live together and like, provide services for each other in exchange for their services?
Kyle: Yeah, it’s called a town.

904 – Best Friends Forever*
Archangel Michael: Oh my God! My God, this battle is epic! Ohh, they’re bringing in their demon dragons! Look at the size of them! My God, this is even bigger than the final battle in the Lord of the Rings movie! It’s like, it’s like TEN times bigger than that battle!

908 – Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow
Randy: Ladies and Gentlemen, if Global Warming has in fact already caused the Beaverton flood, then this is only the beginning. The effects are going to spread. What we are looking at is a global warming catastrophe the likes of which we’ve never seen.

1006 – ManBearPig
Al Gore: It is a creature which roams the earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig. Some people say that Manbearpig isn’t real. Well, I’m here to tell you know, Manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists. I’m serial. Manbearpig doesn’t care who you are or what you’ve done. Manbearpig simply wants to get you! I’m super-serial. But have no fear, because I am here to save you! And someday, when the world is rid of Manbearpig, everyone will say “Thank you, Al Gore. You’re super awesome.

1107 – Night of the Living Homeless
Change!

* Dies ist die Folge, in der der Berater von Satan I will do what we always do: Use the Republicans sagt. Zu der Kontroverse um den Term South Park Republican vs. South Park Libertarian siehe den Artikel “South Park Refugees” im Reason Magazine.

The only person that ever – ever! – told us we should’nt have the freedom of speech is Sean Penn.

(Trey Parker in dem folgenden Clip [ca. Minute 7])

Den angesprochenen Brief (“All best, and a sincere fuck you, Sean Penn”) an Trey Parker und Matt Stone kann man in all seiner Borniertheit und Intoleranz hier bewundern. Passend zu dem Meinungsklima in den USA ist auch das Interview mit Parker und Stone im Reason Magazine:

Reason: A few years ago, Matt, you said, “I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals.” Who do you hate more these days?

Stone: That’s a tough question. Obviously, South Park has a lot of politics in it, but ultimately we want to make a funny show and a good show. We try not to be, “All right, here’s the point we want to make.” But things like California’s smoking ban and Rob Reiner animate both of us. When we did that Rob Reiner episode [2003’s “Butt Out”], to us it was just common sense. Rob Reiner was just a great target.

That’s when a lot of people started calling us conservative: “How could you possibly rip on Rob Reiner? You must be conservative.”

Parker: A big key to us is that we both grew up in Colorado in the ’80s, and we wanted to be punk rockers. When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and what they were doing and talk about how everyone in Colorado’s a redneck with a gun and all this stuff. Then we went to the University of Colorado at Boulder, and everyone there agreed with us. And we were like, “Well, that’s not cool, everyone agrees with us.” And then you get to Los Angeles. The only way you can be a punk in Los Angeles is go to a big party and go, “You can say what you want about George Bush, but you’ve got to admit, he’s pretty smart.” People are like, “What the fuck did he just say? Get him out of here!”

Malte Lehming heute im Tagesspiegel über den Umgang mit der Meinungsfreiheit in Deutschland:

Gemeinsam ist diesen Fällen, dass in ihnen eine Gruppe, die man als aufgeklärt, fortschrittlich oder auch “links” bezeichnen könnte, den großen Knüppel schwingt. Dass Freiheit die Freiheit Andersdenkender sei, rufen sie zwar alljährlich auf der Rosa-Luxemburg-Prozession, aber in der Praxis haben Andersdenkende bei ihnen nichts zu lachen. Redeverbote, Berufsverbote, Parteiaustritte: Das sind ihre Waffen. [...] Ist sie erstmal selber an der Macht, wie derzeit in Berlin, werden Dissidenten einfach strafversetzt.

Wer steht souveräner im Sturm? Wer bleibt gelassen? Es fällt auf, dass weder Helmut Kohl noch Angela Merkel jemals die Justiz bemühten, wenn in der Presse Unsinn über sie stand. Ganz anders Gerhard Schröder oder Gregor Gysi, die ihr Beleidigtsein alle Naslang mit Hilfe von Rechtsanwälten kompensieren möchten.

Den ganzen Artikel “Unsouveräne Linke” gibt es hier (Via). Btw.: Welcher Problembär hat doch noch gleich das Titanic-Magazin verklagt?