Posts Tagged ‘South Park Libertarian’

25th March
2008
written by Tobias Blanken

Basically, we just got really sick of having to download our own show illegally all the time. So we gave ourselves a legal alternative.

(Matt Stone)

Die menschliche Zivilisation schreitet in großen Schritten voran… Auf der Webseite der South Park Studios kann man jetzt alle South Park Folgen sehen. Einzige Ausnahme: Nach der Erstausstrahlung kann man sich die jeweils neueste Folge eine Woche lang anschauen. Danach ist sie aus rechtlichen Gründen für einen Monat gesperrt. Alles kostenlos & im englischen Original. Die Qualität ist sehr gut, wesentlich besser als auf YouTube.

Gute Gelegenheit für einen Blick zurück… Hier ein paar All-Time Classics:

109 – Starvin’ Marvin
Cartman: You see Starvin’ Marvin, these are what we call appetizers.

311 – Starvin’ Marvin in Space
Guess the little pecker doesn’t like missionaries.

513 – Kenny Dies
Kyle: He just said… “Where’s Stan?”

610 – Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society
Randy: But Stanley, you can’t let them get in the way of your friends. There are a lot of boobs out there, son. But they’re just boobs; your friends… are forever.

613 – The Return of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers
Token: And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets, spanking a man… covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?

902 – Die Hippie, Die
Hippie: No no, can’t you imagine a place where people live together and like, provide services for each other in exchange for their services?
Kyle: Yeah, it’s called a town.

904 – Best Friends Forever*
Archangel Michael: Oh my God! My God, this battle is epic! Ohh, they’re bringing in their demon dragons! Look at the size of them! My God, this is even bigger than the final battle in the Lord of the Rings movie! It’s like, it’s like TEN times bigger than that battle!

908 – Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow
Randy: Ladies and Gentlemen, if Global Warming has in fact already caused the Beaverton flood, then this is only the beginning. The effects are going to spread. What we are looking at is a global warming catastrophe the likes of which we’ve never seen.

1006 – ManBearPig
Al Gore: It is a creature which roams the earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig. Some people say that Manbearpig isn’t real. Well, I’m here to tell you know, Manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists. I’m serial. Manbearpig doesn’t care who you are or what you’ve done. Manbearpig simply wants to get you! I’m super-serial. But have no fear, because I am here to save you! And someday, when the world is rid of Manbearpig, everyone will say “Thank you, Al Gore. You’re super awesome.

1107 – Night of the Living Homeless
Change!

* Dies ist die Folge, in der der Berater von Satan I will do what we always do: Use the Republicans sagt. Zu der Kontroverse um den Term South Park Republican vs. South Park Libertarian siehe den Artikel “South Park Refugees” im Reason Magazine.