Posts Tagged ‘Zionist-Conspiracy-O-Matic’

Die Ausgangsvoraussetzung:

Here’s an experiment: Pick any event in history and type it into Google. Next, type the word “Zionists” and hit the search button.

Yes, you’ll find at lease ten web pages that prove the Zionists are behind everything. Now, I know that we’re “responsible” for the War on Terror, War in Iraq, and both World Wars…but I’m always surprised to learn that we’re also responsible for the destruction of the Space Shuttle Columbia, Pokemon, and Hurricane Katrina.

Die Schlussfolgerung mitsamt praktischer Lebenshilfe:

I feel sort of sorry for these conspiracy theorists. Their so obsessed with exposing “the truth” that they never take time to enjoy the finer things in life.

So, as a public service, I’ve created the Official Judeosphere Zionist-Conspiracy-O-Matic (TM). It’s simple, just follow this flow chart and mix-and-match items from actual conspiracy theories. It allows for dozens of variations, and it’s an incredible time-saver!

Zu dem Official Judeosphere Zionist-Conspiracy-O-Matic (TM) geht es hier.

(via Wind in the Wires)